Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I believe

Well, I believe in the soul.
The cock. The pussy.
The small of a woman’s back.
The hanging curveball.
High fiber.
Good Scotch,
That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve.
And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days . . . Goodnight.

—Crash Davis

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