Number 1

In Michigan, on this day, in the Silver division, for males, who are 40-44, who actually race NASTAR . . . I'm kinda a big deal.
Brings to mind:
"Now, what do I win?
Anything in this general area right in here.
Anything below the stereo and
on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
Anything between the ashtrays
and the thimble.
Anything in this three inches
right in here, in this area.
That includes the Chiclets,
but not the erasers."